Mark Warner's Back!
Dammit, as soon as we got rid of the second bland white guy, the first one reconsiders. According to some guys, Mark Warner is maybe gonna rejoin the race for the presidency, mere months after mysteriously quitting.
Why? We all know about his gay adultery scandal. That shit only plays in places Rudy Giuliani has locked up.
Dude has a sister, so we might be stuck with him.
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