Mars: Why?

Wondering why we're going to Mars? The Morning News gives us Bush's 40-item to-do list once we get there:

3) Drill for oil.

4) Find a really big stash of those candy bars. Mmmmm.

5) Find the minutes of the Energy Committee meetings with Enron.

6) Do zero gravity loop-de-loops during a televised address. Later, exhausted, go on 4-month vacation.

7) Proclaim brother Jeb Bush ‘Drug Czar of Mars’ and his dad ‘Martian Plenipotentiary and All-Mightiest Proconsul.’ Then declare Bill Clinton ‘Interstellar Devil.’


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