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Mary Carey: Buy My Tits!

mary%21.jpgEver think about waking up next to Mary Carey tits every morning? To spoon and cup them gently from behind? To hit that snooze button a few times and sleep in? Well, now you can. Sort of. The top-heavy porn star, who ran for governor of California against Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003, is auctioning off her breast implants on eBay to benefit the Susan G. Komen Foundation. By post time, the highest bid was $6,400.


"Now that I'm sober I wanted a new physical state to go along with my new mental state," Carey told reports. "I thought the auction would be a great way to spread some holiday cheer and make sure someone out there would have a Mary Mary Christmas."

Carey's size 36-D implants were taken out two weeks ago and replaced with larger 36-DDDs. She said that while under anesthesia, she realized they could be used to raise money for breast cancer research.

(Wait. While under!? Now that's a performance! Almost as good as her pilled up performance in Boobsville Sorority Girls).

Carey did, however, want to make it perfectly clear that she does not endorse plastic surgery. "I'm actually overall very anti-plastic surgery," Carey said, with her 36-DDDs straining against her top.

Porn star politician auctions breast implants [Reuters]

Mary Carey's Breast Implants [eBay]

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