* Heard on the Hill: Sen. Sherrod Brown is switching to Pumas...Everyone's looking for a congressman with an illegible signature...People don't like being called "Massholes"...Sen. David Vitter sticks up for his prostitute pal Randall Tobias. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source:

Drew Carey has listened to "Reason," now considers himself a libertarian...Galas are getting facelifts. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Sopranos actor Dominic Chianese does his best Tina Turner...Stephen Colbert a frontrunner according to the blogosphere...Larry Flynt finally got a lead. [Examiner]

* Shenanigans: Gov. Charlie Crist is some girl's Big Daddy. [Politico]

* Page Six: Saddam Hussein needed his baby wipes. [NYP]

* Washington Whispers: Green collar workers?...Iraq gets their own version of the Goodyear Blimp courtesy of the U.S. military. [USN&WR]