"DRUDGE SEASON GREETINGS FROM MIDEAST... THANKS FOR A GREAT YEAR!!" he crows on top of the usual "article about inflation illustrated with giant snowman photo" fare. No, we don't know what any of this means either.

If we had to hazard a guess, we'd say he's embracing his new role as left-wing media criminal.

Besides, Matt Drudge marrying an Arab is about as likely as Dick Cheney having a pregnant lesbian daughter.

(Also, Matt is reporting live from the part of the "mideast" where all the graffiti is written in English.)

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