Internet Gossip Matt Drudge revealed his secret sources tonight following John Kerry's acceptance speech at the Democrat convention--YOU!
Of course, he still couldn't get the quote right. In the DNC control booth, which we assume somehow had direct access into CNN's international feed (Oh! That Liberal Media...), the Convention Director can be heard in a tirade as the balloons failed to fall from the Fleet Center rafters.
While Matt Drudge cannot transcribe the text, Wonkette can! And they certainly did not say, "Where the fu*k are the balloons!" as Drudge reports.
"Go balloons... Balloons... What is happanening balloons? There's not enough of them coming down. All balloons! Where the hell, there's nothing falling! What the fuck are you guys doing up there?!?"
Backstory: After hearing that CNN aired the DNC live feed, Internet Gossip Matt Drudge scrambled to find an audio fule of the feed, and added the all-caps headline:
"IF ANYONE HAS AUDIO OF CNN LIVE FEED OF OPEN MIC FROM DNC BOOTH AND YELLING AT FAILURE OF BALLOONS, PLEASE EMAIL TO MDRUDGE@AOL.COM"
Here is the screenshot (click for larger view):