Maya Keyes, Out and About
Maya Keyes, hot Catholic schoolgirl gone bad and daughter of Alan Keyes, the wacky rightwinger who got trounced by Barack Obama in Illinois, is finally speaking -- today, in Annapolis -- on the record about being a big lez. We salute her, and hope she serves as a role model for the Bush girls. We can't wait for them to come out.
Apropros of nothing: good gravy, her older brother Francis -- seated, next to wife Jocelyn Keyes -- is hot.—C.S.