Maya Keyes, hot Catholic schoolgirl gone bad and daughter of Alan Keyes, the wacky rightwinger who got trounced by Barack Obama in Illinois, is finally speaking -- today, in Annapolis -- on the record about being a big lez. We salute her, and hope she serves as a role model for the Bush girls. We can't wait for them to come out.
Apropros of nothing: good gravy, her older brother Francis -- seated, next to wife Jocelyn Keyes -- is hot.
