Maybe Waiting In A Thousand-Person Line To Get Into A House Office Building Should Be The Time To Realize, 'What Am I Even Doing?"
A top secret operative sends us this video of the line of folks looking to get into Longworth, which is super lengthy. Clearly the guards are ACORN thugs trying to slow down the security process, the bastards. But hey there's another House office building right across the street, so they will just run back and forth between the two buildings all day trying to find the shortest lines, as one would do at the supermarket check-out. [ YouTube ]