January 19, 2008 06:07 PM
McCain and/or Huckabee Win(s) South Carolina, Maybe!
Polls are closed! And according to other polls done all day today, the winner of South Carolina's charming, old-fashioned Confederate Primary Election is ... either McCain or Huckabee. This changes everything! And nobody will really accept the results with happiness (except the "winner") because of all the broken voting machines, and the lack of those ballots some people like to use.