McCain Apparently Trying Out to Write for Us
WALNUTS today, during a blogger conference call (no, we don't know what those are):
"Maybe I should wait a couple of weeks and see if it changes because its changed in less than a year from his position before," McCain responded, referring to his rival's immigration stance. "And maybe his solution will be to get out his small varmint gun and drive those Guatemalans off his lawn."
Wow, that's like three zingers in one statement! Take that, Romney! Go get another $400 haircut with your three hundred wives while you windsurf down to Ted Kennedy's house to raise our taxes!
Romney's spokesperson responded in equally harsh tones: "Why don't you go cry about torture some more, old man. When we're in charge we're gonna nonlethally stress the hell out of you in Gitmo #15."