McCain Campaign Finally Makes Obvious Link Between Obama And Bush

So far this election season, the most effective labeling campaign against Barack Obama has come from a few thousand inbred adult retards who signed up for a free 500-hour AOL trial in 1997 and never had their service shut down due to a "clerical error," which is what nowadays allows them to forward racist NOOBAMA chain emails back and forth with each other for entire afternoons at a time. The McCain campaign, on the other hand, has failed miserably to label Obama with each passing attempt, most of which are modest variations on either "how did this damn kid get on my lawn?" or "some Asians -- Barack Obama, namely -- tortured me in the military hundreds of years ago." Today on a conference call, however, a McCain adviser touted the campaign's new "thinking outside the box"ploy: Barack Obama is the same person as George W. Bush, the terrible and presiding leader of the Republican party.


"I think the American people have had enough of inflexibility and stubbornness in national security policy," [McCain foreign policy adviser Randy] Scheunemann said. When asked later by the Huffington Post's Sam Stein whether the campaign was disparaging President Bush, Scheunemann dug in: "We cannot afford to replace one administration that refused for too long to acknowledge failure in Iraq with a candidate that refuses to acknowledge success in Iraq."

So Barack Obama is now a flip-flopper and a stubborn ideologue at the same time, meaning he is twice as bad as George W. Bush, who is actually the same person as Barack Obama?

John McCain will now beat Barack Obama by 50 points in every election from here on out, BUT ONLY IF HE STICKS TO THIS STRATEGY. We will be lucky to have a not-stubborn President such as John McCain, whose nuanced and flexible Iraq strategy is "SOMEONE MAKE VIKKTURYS HAPPEN."

McCain Camp's New Attack: Obama Is The One Who's The Same As Bush [TPM Election Central]

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