Donate

McCain Campaign Knocks 'Wasilla Hillbillies Looting Neiman Marcus From Coast To Coast'

News

Enjoy your welfare clothes, trash!Oh, Sarah Palin, your trashy ass may be back in Alaska today, but you've left enough enemies down here in the contiguous U.S. -- the real, pro-America America -- to keep Wonkette going until Christmas. From this wonderful Newsweek collection of campaign trails, we learn today that Palin's shopping spree was a lot worse than the original outrageous $150,000 orgy of luxury.


Palin's behavior is exactly what happens when some ignorant white trash wins the lottery: total excess, ending in bankruptcy. But she bankrupted an entire major political party, ha ha. Also, her behavior is exactly like that of a gangsta-rapper who briefly hits the big time and immediately covers themselves in golden trinkets. Good god, Sarah Palin is human garbage:

One senior aide said that Nicolle Wallace had told Palin to buy three suits for the convention and hire a stylist. But instead, the vice presidential nominee began buying for herself and her family -- clothes and accessories from top stores such as Saks Fifth Avenue and Neiman Marcus. According to two knowledgeable sources, a vast majority of the clothes were bought by a wealthy donor, who was shocked when he got the bill. Palin also used low-level staffers to buy some of the clothes on their credit cards.

A disgusted McCain aide calls the Palins "Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast."

McCain staffers tell Newsweek that Palin spent "tens of thousands" more than the original $150,000 reported before the election, as well as "$20,000 to $40,000" in clothes specifically for her idiot husband, Todd.

TWENTY-THOUSAND TO FORTY-THOUSAND DOLLARS for a man's clothes. Jesus christ it is a good thing Todd Palin doesn't live in California, or his gay Hollywood marriage would be illegal.

Hackers and Spending Sprees [Newsweek]

$
Donate with CC

Morning Wonketariat! Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.

Keep reading... Show less
$
Donate with CC
Giphy

WHOA THERE, it is a #HotScoop about something happening that portends the wrapping up of the Robert Mueller investigation, one that we can actually believe to a point, because of how CNN seems to have some receipts for its story. (Unlike what we always hear from reporters who shall remain nameless, like Ken Dilanian from NBC News.)

CNN is reporting that "as soon as next week," new attorney general William Barr will be announcing the "completion" of the Mueller probe and that Mueller will be sending some sort of report to Barr.

And just like that, this is you right now: WHOA IF TRUE, IS IT TRUE? IS HE JUST GOING TO LEAVE LIKE THIS? BUT WE HAVEN'T EVEN SAID GOODBYE!

And this is Robert Mueller right now: bUt We HaVeN't EvEn SaId GoOdByE!!!!!!!!

Keep reading... Show less
$
Donate with CC
Donate

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

Newsletter

©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc