McCain Cannot Discover Secret Black People Hideouts

John McCain has never met a black person in his life. If he appears in a picture with black people, they have been Photoshopped in by his fawning chums in the Main Stream Media. That is why he said recently during an interview with black media personality Tavis Smiley -- on the invisible radio -- that he wants to meet some of Them. Specifically, "I know that I'm not going to get a majority of the African-American vote. But I'm going to campaign all over this country. I'm going to go to South Philadelphia, I'm going to go to the Black Belt in Alabama..." As the Philadelphia Daily News points out, however, South Philadelphia only has like two black people, and the rest are papists who sell cheese steaks. WALNUTS! has failed yet again. [PDN]


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