McCain Is Stockpiling Water, In Preparation For Iowa-Based Holy War
According to some preacher, the election will climax in a holy war between Allah, the God of Hawaii, and America. Obviously, this will all happen in Iowa. [ Marc Ambinder ]
Bachelor of Mystery/Floridian Governor Charlie Crist is not going to even try to convince his state to vote for McCain anymore. [ Andrew Sullivan ]
In 1996 John Hussein McCain attended a terrorist potluck sponsored by the violent Muslim communist organization known as "ACORN." [ Daily Kos ]
Maureen Dowd out-irrelevances herself. It's not as sexy as it sounds. [ AMERICAblog ]
What has John McCain done with the Earth's supply of water? He's moved it all to Arizona, for Jacuzzi Fun! [ Ben Smith ]