McCain, Obama Flirt With Underage Hannah Montana
During last night's Country Music Television awards ceremony they showed this graphic, disturbing video of teevee's Hannah Montana, as portrayed by Miley Cyrus, flirting sexually with John McCain and Barack Obama. John McCain wants tickets to the awards show, but he can't afford them (because of the FEC)! Barack Obama offers her the Secretary of the Treasury job when he never becomes president. She responds with, "Call me, Harold." At least some of these facts are true, and the video is below.