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McConnell Warns GOP They Will Soon Be All-White Party Of Losers

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Gaah, Mitch McConnell, what a buzzkill! The Senate Minority Leader told members of the Republican National Committee that they're in danger of becoming "a minority party," by which he means, "a party with no minorities in it." It is a well-known fact that the only people who voted for John McCain in the presidential race were Southern whites who wore their best overhauls on election day to vote against a Muslin in the White House (it's not the Black House, people!). This won't do for a party of the Future.


"Too often we’ve let others define us," McConnell said. "And the image they’ve painted isn’t very pretty. Ask most people what Republicans think about immigrants, and they’ll say we fear them. Ask most people what we think about the environment, and they’ll say we don’t care about it. Ask most people what we think about the family, and they’ll tell you we don’t — until about a month before Election Day."

Mitch McConnell, who is this turncoat? He's probably already on a Republican hit list for his suspicious case of gayface, but this ought to really put him over the edge.

McConnell warns of grim GOP future [Political Ticker]

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