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Mean Old Alan Simpson Not Done Yelling At Republicans

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Here is the thing about the newest RINO, former Alan Simpson: back when he was Wyoming's lone Congressman and then its senator, he was about as conservative as Republicans got -- save a Jesse Helms here and an old Strom there. It's not like he was ever Linc Chaffee, you dig? And now he's so old and mean to the poor GOP, calling them out for being batshit aggressive and (simultaneously) giant pussies afraid of Grover Norquist. He's a fun get, is what we're saying. [NewsBusters]

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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