Meanwhile, At GOP.com, Some New Terrible Thing
Looks like the RNC is still trying to give this "Internet" thing a go: "With an ever-increasing number of Czar appointments by President Obama, it has become clear that no position is too absurd. In an effort to assist in adding another cumbersome bureaucratic layer to government and to help properly ensure the basic human right of friendship to all Americans, a new Friendship Fairness Czar has recently been appointed. Tasked with the daunting responsibility of making sure that every Facebook user is equal, this new Czar will help redistribute the wealth of friendship from those who are too popular to those who are poor in friends." Ha ha because Facebook friends are like "grocery money," essentially! [GOP.com ]