• Use Obama's math machine to calculate numbers 'n such that relate to how many Saltines and cigarettes you can afford to steal, once you're a hobo. [Ben Smith]
  • Some dude at a theoretical Obama rally may have called erratic lying warmonger John McCain a "liar" and a "warmonger."  [Marc Ambinder]
  • Sarah Palin's ex-brother-in-law, "Trooper" of Troopergate fame, used to run over wolves with his snowmobile and eat their entrails, for sport. And for laughs. [Daily Kos]
  • October Surprise! The stars of the tween veterinary hospital docu-drama Gossip Girl shot a teevee ad about how many trucker hats they own in honor of Barack Obama. [CNN Political Ticker]
  • Oh god someone named a newborn "Sarah McCain Palin." This baby will never stop crying -- nor should it. [Jonathan Martin]
  • Someone yelled "louder" at Palin during a speech. But the screeching of the wind blowing through her sad, empty head was deafening, so what's a gal to do except to yell back that dammit, this person should respect America's veterans. [Crooks and Liars]

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