Meet The New King Of The Paultards!


Look everybody it's Randall "Rand" Paul, who sounds exactly like his dad, and looks a fair amount like him too except with adorable curly hair! He has officially formed an exploratory committee to look into running for Jim Bunning's Senate seat. (Bunning says he's absolutely running for re-election, which means come on, he's totally not running, which leaves this Republican seat open.) Dr. Paul has a handsome web site, and he's already raised, what, nearly $14,000. He's basically Barack Obama plus Ron Paul divided by Christopher Reeve's Superman. [Rand Paul 2010]


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