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Faithful commenter Fuflans asks, "can't we have something pretty this morning on our Wonket?" Why yes we can. HELLOOOO JUSTIN TRUDEAU.


Justin Trudeau is the new leader of the "Canadian Liberal Party," which is a thing that we do not know what it means. Here is his twitter, which we will now follow because YOWZA.

Justin Trudeau is 41 years old, married to a lady (despite being so handsome, which of course leads us to assume that he is super-duper gay), and is the son of the former Canadian prime minister Garry Trudeau. He has children named Xavier and Ella-Grace because of how those are awesome names. He likes long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and cradling us gently in his strong, manly arms.

Also, here he is in mandals, because he is just that comfortable with him.

Aaaaaand this one. We just we can't even.

Anyway, you have a new Canadian boyfriend, and for once he actually exists. How are you going to choose between him and Kelvin Atkinson, the State Senator You'd Like to Gay Fuck? Well, that probably depends on if you are a man or a lady, a straight or a ghey. And if you are all of the above, then you are a lucky bitch.

Now everyone say thank you to Fuflans, and ask her to send some more please.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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According to Rachel Campos Duffy, former reality TV personality and current Fox News personality, migrant baby jails are better than the "Projects". And she totally knows this for fact because she has a "black friend" who told her so. This totally mysterious black friend enlightened her on the horrors faced by black people in black places, which makes it perfectly okay for Trumpco to lock away those "privileged" brown babies. Also, stop being mean to her for spewing that hot garbage on the Laura Ingraham (who believes baby jails are like "Summer Camp") show, because it's not fair that you refuse to believe she has a black friend.

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