Meet Your New First Lady ... (Just Kidding)

Life is a cabaret! - WonketteCindy McCain has sure had a tough life, due to all the miscarriages and having a stroke and being a drug addict who stole all these pills from some charity she was supposed to be running, or something. Also, her current husband is John WALNUTS! McCain.


This is why she's in Harper's Bazaar this month, standing on a tire.

Oh yeah, she also smuggled a mulatto baby home from Bangladesh without telling her husband, which is kind of crazy, no? But John McCain is such a maverick and he's so senile that he didn't even notice his "new daughter."

Campaign trail will be nothin' for Cindy [NY Daily News]

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