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Meh, Montana GOP's Barack Obama Outhouse Was Funnier 30 Years Ago, When Hustler Did It

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Right, so every blog in blogland is very upset by the poor taste shown by person or persons unknown at the Montana Republican Convention, where was found a mysterious outhouse marked "Obama Presidential Library," and it had bullet holes and a birth certificate and the vulgar swear "bullshit" and "for a good time call Pelosi."


Pardon us, but yawn. Call us when Obama is just cold fucking his (WHITE!!!) mother in that outhouse, in 1983.

Now Larry Flynt, that was a guy who knew from vulgar! Grinding up the ladies into lady meat; the aforementioned (and precedent making!) Campari ad; that diaper. God, that diaper. Unknown Montana persons, however? They wanna poopy on the preznit.

Try harder, Montana. You're boring us. [Everywhere]

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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