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Daily Caller's Menendez Hooker: I Can't Believe We Made Up The Whole Thing (Updated!)

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Next-gen rightwing journamalismGreat White Hope Matthew Boyle was pretty proud when the FBI did some boring raid on some shady eye doctor allegedly organizing underage sex-hookers for New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez. Boyle had been beating his horse for months over it, while no one respectable would touch it. (Your Wonkette, along with the rest of the civilized universe, does not consider itself "respectable.")


But now it is time for Boyle to figure out what his clever alibi will be as to why the woman who identified herself to Boyle's readers as New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez's prostitute now says she was paid money by some shady lawyer guy to read from a script when she said she did sex on New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez for money. Did Boyle get Burketted? Boyle probably did not get Burketted. (This is where Karl Rove false-flags you with memos that are identical to the memos the Army secretary remembers typing up, but MOAR PIXELZ!) At least, it seems improbable that Boyle got Burketted, since he was there for the videotaped "interview" with the lady, which he conducted himself, and in which the lady says she was reading from a script, and ALSO which does not seem to be in the story trumpeting the interview along with "VIDEO" any longer.

Imagine that!

Since we are more intellectually honest than anyone to ever work at either the Daily Caller (Boyle's old home) or Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Internet Brothel, where he now plies his trade, we will point out that just because this lady says she was paid to give her fake testimony about the bonking of the senator does not mean that all the other ladies who allegedly orgied the senator are equally made up.

And, hell, maybe that lady was telling the truth the first time, and now the boys at the Bada Bing have gotten her ... to lie!

We are pretty sure that is what Boyle will be going with, anyway, now that his canary has changed her spots.

We would tweet at Boyle for comment, but he's uncharacteristically quiet lately, and, also too, fuck that.

UPDATE: Daily Caller -- again, where Boyle no longer works -- responds with the classic "Different prostitute dudes. But same lawyer, we guess, as he "now stands accused of orchestrating the entire episode"? (It is hard to tell just what they are trying to prove and disprove amid all their gunk and verbiage.) AND PIXELZ!" So there you have it.

[WaPo]

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