Merry Christmas Babbies
The traditional Christmas strawberries and Champagne and bagels and lox are out, done up pretty like a fancy lady got high and started arranging lox, the presents aren't as obscene as I feared they'd be while I was over-online-shopping, and the girls are being, what is this, good? I may eventually start my Dr. Tony Fauci pies, but I sure didn't do them yesterday.
I am only popping in because I know you need a fresh thread, and certainly not to accidentally see any news while I'm putting a video on twitter, definitely ignoring all that for a solid ... couple hours ... and only will say once again thank you, and you are welcome here, and we love love love you.
https://t.co/Q00X7aoLCp— Master Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King (@Master Rebecca Schoenkopf, Wonkette Editrix, King)1608905017.0
Almost fucking there.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.