Metro Map in Hands of Terrorists, Can't Fold It Up Properly
WTOP reports that a member of an "al-Qaeda affiliated" and password-protected message board posted a map of the Washington Metro system, along with a note encouraging a chemical attack. Of course, a map of the Metro system is also available on the Metro system website, and, frankly, the Metro administration has been doing a fine job of destroying the system all on their own. On the plus side: What makes anyone think al Qaeda can figure the map out, when your average family of four from Missouri can't?
Metro Acting Orange [WTOP]
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