Metro Section: After the Bars Turn out Their Lights
* Ain't no party like a massive media conglomerate party! [ Fishbowl DC ]
* Is that Chappelle over there? No. Oh, maybe that's him. Urgh. I heard he moved to Africa. Yea, I heard he's Buddhist now too. [ Upcoming ]
* Homework first, then party. Tonight's lesson: how to run a blog war. [ Kathryn on ]