Metro Section: All of DC "in a Funk."
Linda Cropp's TV ads started today -- "Judgement" and "Determined," inspired by 7th Heaven episodes. [ Cut DC Taxes ]
Blackberries seriously damaging to mental health. [ The Conservative Futurist ]
U r 2 cool 2 b sad. [ Carrie Broadshoulders ]
Masturbation poll: 48 year old man. Q: At your cubicle / in your office? A: Yes, and often. [ Craigslist ]
She can't get any finer. "Perhaps you can provide us with a way to appropriately handle the most obscene thing I have witnessed recently. One of our co-workers showed up today covered in spandex. Yes, a spandex body suit." [ WP's Professional Refinement Chat ]