Metro Section: All of DC "in a Funk."
- Linda Cropp's TV ads started today -- "Judgement" and "Determined," inspired by 7th Heaven episodes. [Cut DC Taxes]
- Blackberries seriously damaging to mental health. [The Conservative Futurist ]
- U r 2 cool 2 b sad. [Carrie Broadshoulders]
- Masturbation poll: 48 year old man. Q: At your cubicle / in your office? A: Yes, and often. [Craigslist]
- She can't get any finer. "Perhaps you can provide us with a way to appropriately handle the most obscene thing I have witnessed recently. One of our co-workers showed up today covered in spandex. Yes, a spandex body suit." [WP's Professional Refinement Chat]
