Metro Section: Burbs Edition

Hipster pastor in People's Republic of Arlington won't wed breeders anymore in protest against gay marriage ban: Everyone gets "commitment ceremony." Republicans sputter: "It's a terrible message to send to our youth." [WP]

Butterstick debut: B-minus 22 days. [AP]

Free booze at midnight! Don't wear white to a Beaujolais party and other hints. [DCist]

"I Want to Fuck a Powerful Congressional Staffer" Oxymoron much? [Craigslist]

Alexandria's Parent's Television Council responsible for 23,542 out of 23,547 (all but five) FCC indecency complaints in one one-month period. [B&C]


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