Metro Section: Can You Dig It?
No reason to get shook, it's just a little crime. Sounds like someone's been watching too much of The Warriors . [ America Blog ]
Er, rather it's a "crime emergency." Quick! Everyone watch The Warriors for survival tips. [ Cut DC Taxes ]
Old people and fat asses are your best friends if you just dropped ass on the Metro. [ Sarcastic and Cynical ]
7-11: Too lazy to keep all the slurpee flavors properly frozen and too cheap to give any of their precious colored sugar water away. [ DCist ]
Tucker Carlson's new show has yet to hit its stride. [ Two-Timing the Cosmos ]