• No reason to get shook, it's just a little crime. Sounds like someone's been watching too much of The Warriors. [America Blog]

  • Er, rather it's a "crime emergency." Quick! Everyone watch The Warriors for survival tips. [Cut DC Taxes]

  • Old people and fat asses are your best friends if you just dropped ass on the Metro. [Sarcastic and Cynical]

  • 7-11: Too lazy to keep all the slurpee flavors properly frozen and too cheap to give any of their precious colored sugar water away. [DCist]

  • Tucker Carlson's new show has yet to hit its stride. [Two-Timing the Cosmos]
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