Metro Section: Expensive Club Outfits
* Grant it, Washington is a town of Southern efficiency. [Craigslist]
* Get on the Fucker Bus to Page Fuckergate. [Sour N Sweet]
* Alan Morrison joins DC attorney general's office. [City Desk]
* "When I started blogging, I didn't see men in a negative way." [Redhead in the City]
* Pick out your dog's outfit for Tuesday's 5th annual Sugar and Champagne Affair at the Hotel Palomar. [Metrocurean]
* Blogger wears "expensive club outfits," drinks screwdrivers. [Roosh V]