* Grant it, Washington is a town of Southern efficiency. [Craigslist]

* Get on the Fucker Bus to Page Fuckergate. [Sour N Sweet]

* Alan Morrison joins DC attorney general's office. [City Desk]

* "When I started blogging, I didn't see men in a negative way." [Redhead in the City]

* Pick out your dog's outfit for Tuesday's 5th annual Sugar and Champagne Affair at the Hotel Palomar. [Metrocurean]

* Blogger wears "expensive club outfits," drinks screwdrivers. [Roosh V]