Metro Section: First World Problems
* An open letter to assholes who still have car alarms. [ Barzelay.net ]
* If you're rich enough, gay enough, and drink enough -- boy does DC have a college for you. [ DC Urban Family ]
* There are so many short-timers working at the Post, they've started doing "trend pieces" on how same-sex bathrooms promote rampant Canadianism. [ Dealing in Subterfuges ]
* Happy Birthday, Orange Line! May you continue to help suits schlep to work, and schleps come to DC bars. [ Metroblogging DC ]