* Sandra Day O'Connor & Scooter Libby spotted at Tabbard Inn. [Prince pf Petworth]

* A new zone map even your parents will understand. [The Land of JD]

* Metro escalators "broken" because you're a little too "fat" for Mayor Fenty. [Good at Drinking, Bad at Life]

* Neighborhood booty-call MeetUp Groups. [Petworth News]

* Gawker? I don't even know her. [Panda Head]

* Roosh makes women, Verizon do what he says, bitch. [Roosh V]