* Free rape cave. [CL]

* Touch someone. Perform your "BREAKUP STORIES, EMBARRASSING LOVE LETTERS (THOSE RECEIVED and THOSE WRITTEN AND MERCIFULLY UNSENT) and OTHER ASSORTED TALES of ROMANTIC WOE." [Metroblogging DC]

* Raven II coming soon. [Counter Intelligence]

* "If Metro behavior was a factor in determining whether most of you are fit parents, the answer would be a resounding NO." [Texpundit]

* Photos from Sunday night's Deerhoof show. [Pancake Mountain]