- "Looking for a hot spot for me and my boys to chill out. Ladies, hit me up if you want to hang and bang!" [Craigslist]
- Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25. Meaning anything that you say -- priceless.
- "If Deon were to take that fire hydrant, put it in the trunk of his friend's car, and then drop said hydrant off across town next to another parked car, could Deon be prosecuted for blogging about it?" [Listen to Leon]
- Finally proof that museums are boring and that you're better off at home with the internet. [DCist]
- Not even the homeless want you at Rumors on a Saturday. [Metroblogging DC]
