Metro Section: Get What You Pay For
* Greenpeace kids should know that with just one little "free" sign, all that trash becomes a donation to the community. Viva Trotsky! [Princess Sparkle Pony]
* Hola. Me llamo Antonio Nueves. [Politicking Timebomb]
* Oh you crazy kids and your urban identity issues. [This Is What We Do Now]
* Congratulations, Teddy boy! Now go fix everything. [WUSATV9]