Metro Section: Gollygosh, You Probably Have The Funny Idea That We Think Chris Matthews Is a Dopey, No-Account Ponce Edition

* The name of the energy drink that fuels this blog has somehow become tied to the suckiest sucking soccer team that ever sucked. [DCist]


* Okay. Here's a Butterstick item. It's sort of embarrassing that no one on the Washington Nationals knows what the panda's name is. I assure you that any Balitmore Oriole can give you crabs. [Nationals Journal]

* This washing machine was supposed to change lives. [El Guapo In DC]

* Chris Matthews manages to get his tongue so far up John Boener's ass that he can taste duodenum. [The Young Turks, via FishbowlDC]

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