Metro Section: Here to Cheer
Sifting through the photos of erect penises in Casual Encounters, you find the occasional request so appealing you know it will end in murder: "Let's drink a little too much and hang out watching tv tonight." [ Craigslist ]
From the use of the term "regular guys" we've deduced that this was written by a journalist. "Can I blow you? - m4m - 46...I especially like to suck on married, bi, straight, blue collar, regular guys. I am always looking to suck." [ Craigslist ]
"Road Head - m4w...I drive a luxury vehicle." [ Craigslist ]
Lovers' Happy Hour tonight at Cafe Citron hosted by DC Bachelor and Circle V. You know, the "I pump and I dump" guy and the girl who "never makes drama." See you there. [ DC Bachelor ]
MLB plans to make caskets and urns for all 30 teams. [ Just a Nats Fan ]