Metro Section: It's Easy To Get Laid If You Have A Job

  • Washington reporters use the "indirect occupational status mack technique" because deep-inside, they hate themselves. [Brunch Bird]

  • "DC's mentality regarding the relationship between sex and status, perfectly encapsulated in a ten second exchange." [The DC Universe]

  • You've made parodies of it's title for weeks now, you know you wanna see it - Snakes on Plane premieres tonight! [Metroblogging DC]

  • Cropp and Fenty agree to debate, Post refers to it as a showdown - we bet no one shows up. [WaPo]

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