Metro Section: It's Not Paranoia -- If They're Actually Out to Get You
* Maybe the souvenir stand just isn't interested in selling the merchandise of NFL teams with blatantly racist names. That, or the reports of Dan Snyder's non-licensed jersey death squad are more accurate than we thought. [ Freakonomics ]
* Post columnist Bob Levey doesn't realize how he sounds when he claims that there's a conspiracy of bloggers out to spread conspiracy theories. [ Metroblogging DC ]
* There's no reason to go to Virginia other than the airport, but if you do, take this guide with you. [ DC Urban Family ]
* Is it really a rule that if the cops find money in the freezer, someone has to make the "cold hard cash" joke? [ More Than My Luggage ]
* By now, it's a good bet the bowtie is undone, the sleeves are rolled-up, and he's got the crazy, "win-enough-to-actually-buy-a-house-in-the-city-I'm-the-mayor-of" look in his eye. [ City Paper ]