Metro Section: Looking Good Never Looked So Bad
Brandishing his firm grip on obvious pointlessness, the Post's Philip Rucker tries to out-do Laura Sessions Stepp - he scores well, but the use of interns for quotes lowers the difficulty rating a tenth of a point. [ WaPo ]
Metrosexual envelope-pusher Peter McBride is the biggest douchebag in DC, which puts him high in the running for biggest douche world-wide. [ Newsweek via Beauty and the Beltway ]
Vladimir Ilyich giggles in his mausoleum as the US government single handedly keeps Office Movers in business through soviet style moronic inefficiency. [ Jaded In DC ]
Tucker Carlson wants you to know he is really light in his loafers. [ Blah Blah Blog ]
The Chinatown bus is great for so many reasons, being able to get naked and piss yourself in front of the entire bus is just one on the long list. [ Pop Pop Bang ]
Norton vs. Colbert II: The Booze Hounds - live on pay per view! [ Winesmith ]