Metro Section: Macaca, Senkaku, Seattle...
- Here's last night's Allen/Webb debate. It was mostly boring except for when they got all Borscht Belt. [YouTube]
- Ethnic woman and goth child needed to pose for fake family holiday photo card "at a Target or similar venue." [Craigslist]
- "...like "hello!" I'm a man God Dammit!... I certainly don't want to get rid of my wife, she's definitely home-base!" [Craigslist]
- "It's just sad to think that this entire cabal of repressed goat anuses has willingly enforced or enabled tons of legislation that makes life harder for other same-sex couples, while they turn Congress into the modern equivalent of the bathhouses of ancient Rome." [TOTAL INFORMATION AWARENESS]