Metro Section: Marble Slab Creamery
"I just typed 'genital warts' into google and then hit the 'images' button. That is some really fucked up shit." [ Craigslist ]
Fenty fired his 27-year-old spokesman Alec Evans. [ City Desk ]
Test out this Katherine Harris drinking game tonight. [ The DC Universe ]
"There's one thing I never lie about, and that's my 10 inch slab." [ Eavesdrop DC ]
Art-O-Meter measures the quality of a piece of art based on the amount of time people spend in front of it. [ Bright Star, Would I Were Steadfast as Thou Art ]