Metro Section: Marble Slab Creamery

  • "I just typed 'genital warts' into google and then hit the 'images' button. That is some really fucked up shit." [Craigslist]

  • Fenty fired his 27-year-old spokesman Alec Evans. [City Desk]

  • Test out this Katherine Harris drinking game tonight. [The DC Universe]

  • "There's one thing I never lie about, and that's my 10 inch slab." [Eavesdrop DC]

  • Art-O-Meter measures the quality of a piece of art based on the amount of time people spend in front of it. [Bright Star, Would I Were Steadfast as Thou Art]

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