Metro Section: Nothing Sexier Than Organic Free-Range Whatever

  • MD Lt. Gov. hospitalized by 19-year-old girl. [AP via FOX]
  • Whole Foods: Yuppie pimp yenta. [IAAL]
  • TSA keeps DC safe from pork. [HTBSFP]
  • New urbanism vs. COOL BIG SHINY FIRE TRUCKS. [WaPo]
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