Metro Section: Of Busters and the Busted
* Sure is gonna suck to be working at the Dupont Krispy Kreme this week. [ Metroblogging DC ]
* If firing up a sports car trying to get laid is cool, what's landing yourself in jail for 12 days where you'll try not to get laid? [ Jalopnik ]
* In other car-related blunders, maybe for once Marion wasn't the cause of the fuck-up. [ DC Bubble ]
* Must have been tightening those nylon straps around their crotches that did the damage. [ T&A ]