Metro Section: OJT
* If the DCPD doesn't train officers in revenue acquisition, how can they pick up off-duty Mafia extortion gigs? [ Rock Creek Rambler ]
* Yoga studios: indoctrination facilities for gentrifiers. [ Frozen Tropics ]
* A pride weekend spent with your straight friends from the internet - there's always next year. [ vividblurry ]
* So you wanna work for the government, huh? Better put down the crack pipe. [ craigslist ]