Metro Section: Please Curb Your Curs Edition

"Metro statistics show that compared with subway riders, bus passengers are more likely to be black women and people with lower incomes who are less likely to own a car." The Washington Post takes on Metrobus, and uncovers a motherlode of obviousness. [Washington Post]

"Insurgent attacks level apartment buildings one week before election." "Reframe election discourse to focus on trivial social issues." "Photoshopped document surfaces of you sharing drinks with Ariel Sharon and Liberace." Family game night will never be the same after you've played the Third World Democracy board game! [Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset]

We presents a late nomination for best lead sentence of a newspaper article. [Washington Post]


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