Metro Section: Pretty Random Crap
* DCist offers some ass-wiping pointers for the Media Matters men. We'll probably have more to say about this tomorrow. For now, please read this -- it's some funny shit. And be sure to check out this comment . [ DCist ]
* If you still have an appetite, go fry up some bacon. [ DCeiver ]
* Mmm, we might just go do that. We bloggers are stuck at home tonight, while our mainstream media stepsisters attend a big ball. [ FishBowlDC ]
* Al Kamen has some interesting gossip on possible changes in the Cabinet and at the State Department. [ WP ]
* Another TV show filming in D.C.? Will they ever learn? [ Big Head Rob ]
* Washington is visited by Greece's highly attractive foreign minister. Her name is Dora, you'd like to explore her. [ WP ]
* More on Condi's hair -- because we can't help ourselves. [ Princess Sparkle Pony ]