Metro Section: Processed Meat
* DC owns the half-smoke! Extra chili and double extra liquid cheese, please. [ NPR via Unrequited Narcissism ]
* A cool million: the price is right for promoting animal rights law at Georgetown. Gotta love that "hands-on training." [ Georgetown Law ]
* Read it in your head with the Charlton Heston voice. [ DC Urban Family ]
* And your next card is: Michael Hayden. Would you like to hit or stay? [ DC Mr. Anthrope ]