* Our only New Years advice: stick with this list, avoid this one. [WP]

* This is what it looks like when Lou Dobbs leaves a missed connection. [craistlist]

* January 4 is the only national holiday we'll be celebrating. We're undefeated at drunk Genus 1. Taking all comers. [FreeRide]

* So does everyone in Washington go to Florida at some point during the holidays? Hasn't anyone learned their lesson yet? [Circumlocutor]